My Mouth Won't Get Pregnant

My Mouth Won't Get Pregnant
My Mouth Won't Get Pregnant
My Mouth Won't Get Pregnant

Some shirts make statements, but this one? It starts conversations. Our “My Mouth Won’t Get Pregnant” design is a hilariously bold take on adult humor, perfect for those who love innuendos, shock value, and unapologetic fun. Whether you’re hitting the bars, cracking up your friends, or just looking to push the envelope, this tee makes sure all eyes (and laughs) are on you.

Designed with vintage distressed styling and a cheeky banana graphic, this shirt serves up humor with just the right amount of “Did they really just wear that?” energy. It’s the perfect mix of risqué and ridiculous, making it an instant favorite for bachelor/bachelorette parties, club nights, or just stirring up some fun reactions at family gatherings.

 Proudly designed and printed in the USA 🇺🇸